Surviving a Shopping Trip with a Woman

A Short, Definitive and Foolproof Survival Guide for Men

Ladies spend an insane amount of time in malls. Hunting for a suitable pair of shoes will likely last for three hours.

Endless questioning. “Do I look good in this dress?”

Men have nothing to do, and at times, there aren’t any places to sit on.

Why Men Hate Shopping

You’re like your favorite sports team – only that you’re playing on the road.

It is unpredictable and painstakingly long.

It is like a role-playing game where your decisions and answers will influence your future.

Shopping trips are like adventures

Despite the difficulty, do not fear: you can survive a

shopping trip

Why? Well, you need strength to carry the multitudes of shopping bags and boxes, especially if she’s planning to shop by the bunch. Photo from the

New Zealand Defense Force.

Pump Your Irons

And get used to it. Know which stores she visits and her tastes in order to know if you need to bring a book or a portable stool. Learn the best locations and

stores with great interior designs.

Know Her Shopping Habits

If you give her all the time in the world to shop, she’ll likely stay all day. Why not set an after-shopping movie date or dinner? This will limit the time wasted in shopping and something for her to look forward to. Photo from Adamantios.

Set a Timeframe and a Reward

If your companion is content on leaving you in rest areas, entertain yourself by bringing your phone, a music player or a portable game console. Do something

that can ease the wait. Photo from Miserable Men of Instagram.

Bring a Gadget

Aside from a book or gadget, your attention should focus on your woman. Why? A pretty store clerk and sales associates will always be there. Don’t let them

catch your eye – it’ll be war if you do. Miserable Men of Instagram

Focus on a Single Woman: Your Own

In shopping trips, patience can mean the difference between war and happiness. Don’t rush her and be interested (or pretend to be) if she asks

questions or needs your opinion. Miserable Men of Instagram

Patience is a Virtue

Rather than slump on the chair, immerse yourself in the shopping experience. Talk to her, give her pointers and be affectionate. Just be sure not to tell her she

doesn’t fit a certain dress. Photo source.

Consider It as “Us Time”

We know it’s hard to enjoy these types of trips but doing so will make it a great experience and allow you to further bond with your companion, especially if

she’s your girlfriend or wife. Photo source.

Lastly, Enjoy It

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