Post on 17-May-2015
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1. How do you say the number: 11111111111111 ?
• Seven 11Seven 11..
2.What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
• A bee ( b )
3. An apple a day keeps the away.
•doctor
4.Why is number six afraid ?
• Because seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)
5.Why does the man throw the butter out the window?
• He wants to see the butterfly.
6. Why does the woman throw a bucket of water out
the window?
• She wants to see the waterfall.
7.What can't be used until it's broken?
•An egg.
8.Which room has no doors and no windows?
• A mushroom.
9.What are the 3 important rings in life?
• Engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.
Q: Who is John’s mother?
A: Flower.
( Because in Chinese we say 花生醬 )