1. How do you say the number: 11111111111111 ?

• Seven 11Seven 11..

2.What do you call a bear without an "ear"?

• A bee ( b )

3. An apple a day keeps the away.

•doctor

4.Why is number six afraid ?

• Because seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)

5.Why does the man throw the butter out the window?

• He wants to see the butterfly.

6. Why does the woman throw a bucket of water out

the window?

• She wants to see the waterfall.

7.What can't be used until it's broken?

•An egg.

8.Which room has no doors and no windows?

• A mushroom.

9.What are the 3 important rings in life?

• Engagement ring,

wedding ring and suffering.

Q: Who is John’s mother?

A: Flower.

( Because in Chinese we say 花生醬 )