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The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883
w w w. v e r m o n t c y n i c . c o m | T h u r s d a y, S e p t e m b e r 1 5 , 2 0 1 1 – V o l u m e 1 2 8 I s s u e 3 | B u r l i n g t o n , V e r m o n t
CYNICT H E V E R M O N T
SPORTSMen’s soccer update
14-16
OPINIONA Zoo, in your home
12-13
LIFEChanging downtown restaurant scene
6-7ARTSNorth beach raves in silence
8-9
NEWS
1-4
Camp morning wood
DISTRACT
11
University green under construction
STRUT ‘N’ HOP
ART HOP FASHION SHOW page 6
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Bailey/Howe to get new look
Governor joins students at 9/11 candlelight vigil
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Professor wins Fulbright AwardPlans to continue study in Romania
“[It is] quite an honor to receive the award, and [I am] delighted to return and begin
research again.”
Stephen CutlerFormer professor of
sociology
9/11 Bringing the campus together to remember those lost...continued from page 1
JONATHAN POLSON The Vermont Cynic
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NEWS OTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011
Marijuana and drug-related objects were con!scated from a student in the Catholic Center on Sept. 10.
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A UVM student was transported to the hospital for wounds to the head, hands and legs from a fall near the Davis Circle on Sept. 9.
A person was reported for driving a golf cart on the roadway near Coolidge Hall.
A student was charged with public urination near the Mans!eld House on Sept. 10.
Medication pills were stolen from a dorm room in Christie Hall on Sept. 8.
A bicycle was stolen from the bike rack outside Marsh Hall on Sept. 8.
Suspicious events
Theft
Injury
A student was charged with underage drinking, having an open container and littering outside John Dewey Hall on Sept. 10.
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Green gets faceliftNew walkways to being built
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Drugs/alcohol
Marijuana and drug-related objects were found in a bathroom in Millis Hall on Sept. 10.
A UVM student was charged for intoxication in the Davis Center and brought to the correctional center on Sept. 11.
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The Public Relations Committee is working on a new Vermont Student Opinion Poll that will highlight main issues on campus.
The Legislative Action Committee is focusing on getting students to register to vote for the upcoming elections. It is also working with the O!ce of Student and Community Relations to come up with ways to lower o"-campus noise levels.
The Academic A"airs Committee is continuing their e"orts to make course evaluations public documents and available to students. The committee is also looking into the possibility that UVM broke federal law by releasing ISBN numbers before classes began.
The Student Action Committee is continuing its e"orts in suggesting that the Red Cross remove a policy that bans gay men from donating blood.The Student Activities Committee is working with clubs to arrange meeting times and also to increase the visibility of those meetings, mainly through partnering with UVM.edu/BORED.
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When disaster strikes, we stick together and help our communities
address the crises they face. When our
fellow citizens in Louisiana suffered the devastation of Hurricane Katrina, people in Vermont
were there for them.
Go ahead, throw your wounded soldier in
the corner, shotgun a Keystone in the living
room. Dance on the table! No one actually has to clean up after
this rager, do they? Of course not.
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UVM athlete spotlight of the week#18 Allison Barnaby — !eld hockey
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