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The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883

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CYNICT H E V E R M O N T

SPORTSMen’s soccer update

14-16

OPINIONA Zoo, in your home

12-13

LIFEChanging downtown restaurant scene

6-7ARTSNorth beach raves in silence

8-9

NEWS

1-4

Camp morning wood

DISTRACT

11

University green under construction

STRUT ‘N’ HOP

ART HOP FASHION SHOW page 6

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Professor wins Fulbright AwardPlans to continue study in Romania

“[It is] quite an honor to receive the award, and [I am] delighted to return and begin

research again.”

Stephen CutlerFormer professor of

sociology

9/11 Bringing the campus together to remember those lost...continued from page 1

JONATHAN POLSON The Vermont Cynic

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NEWS OTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

Marijuana and drug-related objects were con!scated from a student in the Catholic Center on Sept. 10.

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A UVM student was transported to the hospital for wounds to the head, hands and legs from a fall near the Davis Circle on Sept. 9.

A person was reported for driving a golf cart on the roadway near Coolidge Hall.

A student was charged with public urination near the Mans!eld House on Sept. 10.

Medication pills were stolen from a dorm room in Christie Hall on Sept. 8.

A bicycle was stolen from the bike rack outside Marsh Hall on Sept. 8.

Suspicious events

Theft

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A student was charged with underage drinking, having an open container and littering outside John Dewey Hall on Sept. 10.

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Bramley outlines goalsJoins provost in email to students detailing challenges to the University

Drugs/alcohol

Marijuana and drug-related objects were found in a bathroom in Millis Hall on Sept. 10.

A UVM student was charged for intoxication in the Davis Center and brought to the correctional center on Sept. 11.

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“I and 79 other nursing students have

15 minutes to get from class to class

and the construction consistently makes us

late!”

Hannah ZelnikSophomore

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NEWS! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011

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The Public Relations Committee is working on a new Vermont Student Opinion Poll that will highlight main issues on campus.

The Legislative Action Committee is focusing on getting students to register to vote for the upcoming elections. It is also working with the O!ce of Student and Community Relations to come up with ways to lower o"-campus noise levels.

The Academic A"airs Committee is continuing their e"orts to make course evaluations public documents and available to students. The committee is also looking into the possibility that UVM broke federal law by releasing ISBN numbers before classes began.

The Student Action Committee is continuing its e"orts in suggesting that the Red Cross remove a policy that bans gay men from donating blood.The Student Activities Committee is working with clubs to arrange meeting times and also to increase the visibility of those meetings, mainly through partnering with UVM.edu/BORED.

The Finance Committee is meeting with clubs and organizations for hearings related to proposed #nacnes and possible trips.

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“We wanted to expose more people to UVM

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Jay MenningerCatamount Store general

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Navah SteinFirst year

DJs blast beats without bothering nearby sunbathers

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Art Hop showcases a variety of local work

FRANKIE PONDOLPH The Vermont Cynic

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1- ___ were5- Legal rights org.9- Harvests14- Zilch15- Crowd sound16- Everglades bird17- In debit19- Drench20- Trouble21- Thick-skinned charger22- Beg23- Dues24- Cabinet dept.25- Cuban dance28- Bunches31- Waterfall32- Campaigned34- Swerve sharply35- Glossy36- Skater Lipinski37- Shoebox letters38- Director Kurosawa39- Kitten40- Hard to de!ne42- Pre!x meaning “beneath”43- California wine region

44- Skill48- Dens50- Masculinity51- African language group52- British lower-court lawyer53- Chip maker54- In ___ of55- French military cap56- Buy alternative57- Probability58- “___ quam videri” (North Carolina’s motto)

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18- At the bottom of the barrel21- Answer23- Animal life25- Congo, formerly26- Ages27- Crew needs28- Half a #y29- Peter Fonda title role30- Combustible matter31- The Hindu Destroyer33- Negative vote35- Passes over36- Fistulous38- Generally39- Per!dious41- Combines42- The Dog Star44- Put away papers45- Locations46- Halts47- Eagle’s nest: var.48- Alley49- Organization to promote theater50- Empty51- Puppeteer Baird52- ___-mo

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When disaster strikes, we stick together and help our communities

address the crises they face. When our

fellow citizens in Louisiana suffered the devastation of Hurricane Katrina, people in Vermont

were there for them.

Go ahead, throw your wounded soldier in

the corner, shotgun a Keystone in the living

room. Dance on the table! No one actually has to clean up after

this rager, do they? Of course not.

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Field Hockey @ LafayetteEaston, Pa.1 p.m.

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