smsכשפה בין-לאומית יתשל בני נוער

דליה כהן-גרוסאוניברסיטת בר אילן

In da Bginnin

God cre8d da heavens & da earth.

Da earth waz barren,

wit no 4m of life;

it waz unda a roaring ocean

cuvred wit dRkness.

השיר המקורי יתsmsב-

his is r bunsn brnr bl ,%

his hair lyk fe filings W/ac/dc going thru. I sit by him in kemistry,

it splits my @oms wen he :-)s @ me.

תרגום לאנגלית "פשוטה"His eyes are bunsen burner blue,

his hair like iron filings

with ac/dc going through.

I sit by him in chemistry,

it splits my atoms

when he smiles at me.

The Mayor of Casterbridge, by Thomas Hardy

 

plain English lingo2word.com transl8it. com

One evening 1 evng 1 evNg of late summer, of L8 ~0~, of l8 sumRbefore the B4 D b4 dnineteenth century C19 nineteenth centRe had reached had reached had rEchDone-third one-third one-thirdof its span, of its span, of itz span,a young a yung a yungman and woman, mn n wmn, mang & woman, 

 

plain English lingo2word.com transl8it

the latter D latter d latter carrying a child, carying a kid, cArEN a child, were approaching wr approaching wer approaching the large village D lg vllg d lRg viLaG of Weydon-Priors, of Weydon-Priors, of Weydon-Priors, in Upper Wessex, n Upper Wessex, n Upper Wessex, on foot. on Ft. on f%t.

יתsmsדרכי כתיבה אופייניות ב-

(words compound ,blend. הלחמים )1 areukidding

notreallysure

(rebus writing. כתיבת רבוס )2 2day, 4ever, any1, gr8, h8, 2l8, l8er,

sum1, Im2gud4u, 26y4u, NEtng2?+

(abbreviations) . קיצורים3 w = with admin = administration bro = brother

. כתיבה פונטית מקוצרת4 u = you, ur = you are, nite = night,

kno = know, cu (cya) = see you,y = why, easy =ez

. כתיבה פונטית לא מקוצרת5 kewl = cool, gurlz = girls

thgt = thoughtfck = fuckwht =what

whr = wheretnx = thanks

bcntd2 = to be continuedlv = love

wknd = weekendxlnt = excellent

pls = pleaseppl = people

עיצוריים. < 6 צרורות תנועות השמטת

(acronyms. ראשי תיבות )7 cm = call me

lol = laughing out loudafaik = as far as I know

as soon as possible = asapbe right back = brb

been there done that = btdtby the way = btw

consider it done = cidgot to go = gtg

have a nice day = handin my humble opinion = imho

yeah yeah sure sure whatever= yysswpaw = parents are watching

8 .emoticons (emotional icons) הומור, צחוק, ידידות, שמחה, )-:

סרקזם עצב, כעס(-: קריצה, גיחוך, זלזול )-;דאגה /-: אדישות, שעמום, גועל |-:

חיבוקים ונשיקות**:)) (( בכי(-~:

כוס תה ?\_/ כוס קפה]_[<

ורד--/--@

8 .emoticons (emotional icons) ארנב=~:> חזיר)@: :-(Qבוגר אוניברסיטה סיני <¦)- :-(Oמלאך שפעת)~-: (O~:תינוק X! כל כך אופייני לגברים )סימן הכרומוזום

הזכרי( Y! כל כך אופייני לנשים )סימן הכרומוזום

הנקבי(

My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8 plc.

Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N. Up N, WUCIWUG -- 0. I ws vvv brd in MON. 0 bt baas ^^^^^&.

AAR8, my Ps wr :-) -- they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt... IDTS!! I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again.

2day, I cam bk 2 skool. I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk. Now its BAU ....

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