KONGLISH. Konglish Jokes Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion? A: 오년 !
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KONGLISH
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion?
A: 오년 !
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you call a motorcycle you can’t
ride?A: 못타사이클 = “Can’t ride cycle”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What did the bus driver say to the egg?
A: 게란 - “Get on”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you call a big tissue?
A: 휴지 – “Huge”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?
A: 코피 “Coffee”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: Which country has four arms?
A: 네팔 – Nepal
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a cow, a
bird, and a mouse?
A: 소새쥐 “ Sausage”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you call a girl with no ears?
A: 귀없다 No ears/cute
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What did the bread say when it hit the
wall?A: “ 빵 ! – Bang”
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you call a furry robot?
A: 털미네이터(Terminator)
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Today’s PlanIncorrect EnglishShortened EnglishKonglish EverywhereReview TimeKonglish Jokes: Part 212345
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Incorrect EnglishMany Konglish words are incorrectly used English words
FIGHTING!
For example…
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What is it?
What is the proper English?
What would a foreigner think?
Ice Bar
Frozen candy dessert
Ice?
Popsicle
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Potato
French fries
Potato?
Fries, french fries or wedges
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Gag-man
Professional funny person
Choking-man?
Comedian
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Open Car
A car with an open top
An unlocked car?
Convertible or open top car
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Pension
A kind of holiday house
Retirement money
Lodge or resort
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Arbeit ( 아르바이트 )
A kind of job for students
?
Part-time job
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Free Size
It fits everyone
?
One size fits all
Konglish
Huh?
English
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One Room
One room apartment
One bedroom apartment?
Studio apartment
Konglish
Huh?
English
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SaunaPublic shower, sauna, hot tub,
steam room, etc.
Only a sauna
Public bath
Konglish
Huh?
English
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Shortened EnglishMany Konglish words are shortened English words
ApartmentEnglish:Konglish:
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What would a foreigner think?
What is the proper word?
CFCompact flash?
Commercial
Huh?
English
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Combi?
Combo
Huh?
English
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FlashFlash software? Camera flash?
Flashlight
Huh?
English
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SelfMe? I?
Self-service
Huh?
English
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Home PHome + P?
Homepage
Huh?
English
P
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Konglish EverywhereIncorrect English is everywhere in Korea
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What’s wrong here?
EVERYTHING!
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What’s wrong here?
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What’s wrong here?
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What’s wrong here?
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What’s wrong here?
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What’s wrong here?
EVERYTHING!
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What’s wrong here?
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Review Time 1. Raise your hand to
answer a question [please]
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What’s wrong here?
SO TERRIBLE…
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Free size
One size fits all
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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One room
Studio (apartment)
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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What’s wrong here?
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Self
Self-service
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Arbeit
Part-time job
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Sauna
Public bath
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Flash
Flashlight
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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What’s wrong here?
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CF
Commercial (film)
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Combi
Combo
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Ice bar
Popsicle
Konglish
English
Proper English
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What’s wrong here?
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Open car
Convertible or open top car
Konglish
English
Proper English
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Konglish Jokes
Part 2!
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What is a cow’s favorite drink?
A: 물 – Mooooooooool
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Konglish Jokes
Q: Where do Australians keep their money?
A: 호주머니 Pocket
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What do you say to a beautiful shoe?
A: Looking 구두 (Good)
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Konglish Jokes
Q: How do you send your teeth through the mail?
A: 이 -mail (E-mail)
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Konglish Jokes
Q: What does Satan wear when it’s cold?
A: 이불 (Evil)