PowerPoint Show by Andrew

HEIDI – (noun) - Greeting USAGE: “Heidi thar, how ja doin’?”

HIRE YEW – Complete Greeting

USAGE: “Heidi, hire yew?”

BARD – (verb)past tense of “to borrow”

USAGE: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”

JAWJAH – (noun)The state north of Florida.

USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.”

MUNTS – (noun) a calendar division.

USAGE: “My brother from Jawjah bard my truck, and I ain’t herd from him in munts.”

BARE – (noun)an alcoholic drink made from barley, hops and yeast.

USAGE: “Ah’ll have a bare.”

THANK – (verb) cognitive process.

USAGE: “Ah thank ah’ll have a nutter bare.”

IGNERT – (adjective) not smart.

USAGE: “Dem Jawjah boys shore are ignert.”

RANCH – (noun)A tool used for tight’nin’ bolts.

USAGE:“Ah thank ah left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjah bard a few munts ago.”

AWL – (noun)a petroleum-based lubricant.

USAGE:“Ah shore hope my brother from Jawjah puts awl in my truck.”

FAR – (noun)a conflagration.

USAGE:“If my brother from Jawjah don’t change the all in my truck, That thang’s gonna catch far.”

TAR – (noun)a rubber wheel.

USAGE:“Gee ah hope that brother of mine from Jawjah don’t git a flat tar on my pickup truck.”

RETARD – (verb)To stop working.

USAGE: “My grampaw retard at age 65.”

FAT – (noun and verb)to engage in battle or conflict.

USAGE: “Ah don’t want you younguns to fat anymore or Ah’ll whup ya.”

RATS – (noun)entitled power or privilege.

USAGE: “We southerners are willin’ to Fat for our rats.”

CHEER – (adverb) in this place.

USAGE: “Jest set that bare rat cheer.”

FARN – (adjective) not domestic.

USAGE:“Ah cuddin’t unnerstan a wurd he sed…. Mus be from some farn country.”

DID – (adjective) not alive.

USAGE: “Bubba is did and buried.”

ARE – (noun) a colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen.

USAGE: “He cain’t breathe…. Give ‘im some are.”

BOB WAR – (noun) a sharp twisted cable.

USAGE: “Boy, stay away from that bob war.”

JEW HERE – (pronoun and verb) - Contraction

USAGE:“Jew hear that my brother from Jawjah got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?”

SEED – (verb) past tense of “to see.”

USAGE:“Ah ain’t never seed Noo Yawk City.”

GUBMINT – (noun) a bureaucratic institution.

USAGE: “Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.”

FIXIN’ – (verb) preparing to.

USAGE: “Ah’s jest fixin’ to do that now.”

BIT – a wager

USAGE: “Ah bit you cain’t spit a watermelon seed 10 feet.”