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CitationsFEMEILOR PE CARE LE IUBEŞTI
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"Femeile sunt şarmante, dar câinii sunt mai fideli."Sacha Guitry
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"Dacă femeia era bună, avea şi Dumnezeu una."Sacha Guitry
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"Femeile strică cele mai frumoase poveşti de dragoste, dorind ca dragostea să fie veşnică."Oscar Wilde
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"Cea mai nobilă cucerire după cea a calului, este cucerirea femeii."Alfred Jarry
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"Femeile sunt ca oglinzile, reflectează, dar nu gândesc."Schopenhauer
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" »Una dintre ororile războiului pe care n-o băgăm în seamă este că femeile sunt cruţate.'' Henri de Montherlant
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E ceva mai rău ca o femeie? Da, două femei! Jean Cocteau
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"O femeie nu vede niciodată ce faci pentru ea, vede ce nu faci."Georges Courteline
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"Că bărbatul a fost creat înaintea femeii, este pentru a putea să scoate şi el câteva cuvinte." Jules Renard
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Femeia, după biblie, e ultimul lucru creat de Dumnezeu. Era sâmbătă seara şi era obosit."Alexandre Dumas fils
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“Liniştea este ultimul lucru pe care îl detestă femeile."Mary Wilson Little
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"La femei capul nu este un organ important."Anatole France
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Femeia care se crede inteligentă vrea să fie egală cu bărbatul, cea inteligentă nu!"Colette
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Legea lui Archimède: "Cu cât femeia este mai «uşoară», cu atât cheltielile sunt mai grele. "Sim
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"Când o femeie tace, înseamnă că vrea să spună ceva!"Anonim
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«Bigamia înseamnă a avea o femeie cu mai multe monogamii.» Coluche
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«Pentru a te căsători trebuie să ai un martor; ca la un accident sau la un duel.»Coluche
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”Soţia mea e ca o invenţie: eu sunt cel care am descoperit-o şi alţii care profită de ea.”Anonim
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"Nicio femeie nu se căsătoreşte pentru bani: ele sunt atât de inteligente că se îndrăgostesc de un milionar înainte de a se căsători."Cesare Pavese
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"Când un bărbat zice că un joc e stupid şi infantil, înseamnă că soţia sa câştigă mereu la acel joc.”
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Fructul: oamenii la maturitate seamănă cu perele.
În ambele cazuri «cozile» sunt slabe.
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În amor, cucerirea şi cearta sunt interesante,
restul sunt detalii neinteresante. Maurice Donnay
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"Trei lucruri sunt insuportabile: cafeaua fierbinte, şampania nefrapată şi femeia frigidă."Orson Welles
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"Dacă cu bani nu poţi cumpăra iubirea, ei facilitează negocierile."Oscar Wilde
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"Dificultatea pentru celibatari e de a dezbrăca femeile, pentru soţi e cea de a le îmbrăca."
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"Nu mi-e frică de terorism, am fost căsătorit doi ani!" Sam Kinison
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"Soţul care vrea o căsătorie fericită trebuie să-şi ţină gura închisă şi contul deschis."Groucho Marx
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"Celibatarii cunosc mai multe lucruri despre femeile căsătorite decât cei însuraţi; dacă nu, sunt şi ei însuraţi." Coluche
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"Bărbaţii au o viaţă mai agreabilă decât femeile. În orimul rând se căsătoresc mai târziu şi în al doilea rând că mor mai devreme."H.L. Mencken
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Un bărbat de succes e cel care câştigă mai mult decât poate cheltui soţia. O femeie de succes este cea care găseşte un asemenea bărbat."Lana Turner
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"Celibatarii ar trebui impozitaţi mai mult decât cei însuraţi. Nu e bine să fie mai fericiţi decât ceilalţi."Oscar Wilde
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"Căsătoria nu e un cuvânt, e o sentinţă."C.N.
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