Dimag  Kharab

 

Main  kal bazaar ja raha tha

 

Ke meri chappal toot gai

 

AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

 

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

 

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

 

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

 

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

 

" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

 

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

 

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

 

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

 

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

 

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

 

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

 

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

 

"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

 

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

 

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

 

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

 

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

 

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

 

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

 

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

 

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

 

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

 

"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

 

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

 

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

 

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

 

Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

 

"Jo padh kar apna time barbad

 

Karte hain.."

 

Well..

 

Ooper wale nay aap ko

 

Bheja to bheja .

 

"per bheja to

 

Aisa bheja...."

 

Ki

 

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

 

Bheja.".

 

Ye mujhe kisi

 

NE bheja ..

 

Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....

 

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

 

Toh Aap Kisi

 

Aur ko Bhej Do.

 

Hisaab...barabar   :)