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Hicciojs

Cmvmle cmga `by ti `by, gicciwmle tna wbys ig tna wirc`, lavar jliwmle tna trutn, lavar

jliwmle wnbt ms ml yiur nabrt, bcwbys cmstalmle ti wnbt siomaty taccs yiu ms rment bl` wrile bl`

lavar quastmilmle tnamr wms`id. Ms mt hattar ti cmva b cmga cmja tnms ir b cmga wnara yiu jliw tna

trutn, wnara yiu jliw wnbt yiu hacmava ml yiur nabrt9 Ml tna divma gir al`attb bl` ml tna

livac !na "`valturas ig #uojcaharry $mll, abon dbml onbrbotar walt il b %iurlay, b %iurlay

ig trutn, wms`id, bl` bwbjalmle, rabcm&mle wnbt wbs rment bl` wnbt wbs wrile ml tnamr siomaty.

Ml #uojcaharry $mll, #uoj, tna dbml onbrbotar, stbrta` bs bl melirblt yiule hiy. #a

wbs cmvmle cmga gir tna wirc` mlstab` ig gir nms nabrt. Hut na nb` b salsa ig dbturmty gir b hiy ig

nms bea, bctniuen mt wbs ihsoura` halabtn nms melirbloa ml tna haemllmle. #uoj wbs usa` ti

scbvary, bs wara tna rast ig tna 'ai'ca cmvmle `urmle tnisa tmdas. #a wbs ml`mggaralt ti mt. #a `m`

lit nbta scbvas hut na `m` lit ei iut ig nms wby ti trabt tnad wmtn jml`lass.

Hut tnal na dat (md. !nms scbva onblea` nms wnica 'ars'aotmva ig scbvas. !nay hil`a`

bl` haobda erabt grmal`s. Hut `urmle tna trm', #uoj strueeca` ti `msoivar wnbt tna rment bl`

wrile tnmle ti `i wmtn (md wbs. )nal tna onbccalea brisa ti dbja tnbt `aomsmil, #uoj walt

wmtn wnbt wbs ml nms nabrt. M saa M wbs wabjalmle, na sbm` wnal tna i''irtulmty obda ti turl

(md ml, si M %ust emva u' trymle, bl` u' bl` sbys * #a+s wnmta. #a `m` wnbt nms nabrt tic` nmd

mlstab` ig wnbt siomaty tic` nmd. "t gmrst, na wbs lit sura mg mt wbs tna rment tnmle ti `i. M eit

bhibr` tna rbgt gaacmle hb` bl` ciw, haobusa M jliwa` vary wacc M nb` `ila wrile, na sbm`. Hut

cbtar il, na haobda dira bl` dira oilgm`alt ml nms `aomsmil. #uoj nb` stbrta` il bl b`valtura,

hut il tna wby mt erb`ubccy turla` mlti bl bwbjalmle ig trutn.

vay, tna dbml onbrbotar ml tna gmcd gir al`attb, nb` b vary `mggaralt viybea ti nar

trutn. "rtmsts usa cmas ti tacc tna trutn, nar gbtnar nb` tic` nar, wnmca 'icmtmombls usa tnad ti

oivar tna trutn u'. !nms wbs tna jml` ig wirc` sna cmva` ml. Cmas surriul`a` bl` alocisa` nar.

-na jlaw tnara wbs b trutn hut sna `m` lit wblt ti s'abj iut bl` stbl` u' gir nar hacmags. -na

`aom`a` ti cmva cmga cmja avary itnar 'arsil ml Hrmtbml. Hut tnal, nar cmga ig cmas wbs mltarru'ta` hytna erabt bl` mlgbdius . #a giroa` nar ti gml` tna trutn, giroa` nar ti rabcm&a wnbt sna bcrab`y

jlaw ml nar nabrt. -na cabrla` ti cmva wmtniut gabr, sna cabrla` ti lit ha bgrbm` ig tna/

eivarldalt. )nbt wbs hamle tic` ti nar hy siomaty wbs `mggaralt tnbl wnbt wbs hamle tic` ti

nar hy nar nabrt. Hut wnal sna gmlbccy erbs'a` il ti wnbt wbs rabccy trua, litnmle oiuc` sti' nar

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grid ravabcmle tnbt trutn ti itnars. "l` wmtn tna m`ab orabta`, sna, bl` tna rast ig Hrmtbml, wbs

bhca ti haeml ti sti' cmvmle ml gabr.

#uoj bl` vay hitn nb` rabcm&btmils ig trutn hut ml vary `mggaralt wbys. #uoj erb`ubccy

cabrla` wnbt wbs ml nms nabrt bl` strueeca` ti `aom`a wnbt ti `i. vay, niwavar, wbs giroa` ti

saa wnbt sna jlaw `aa' `iwl mlsm`a ig nar. Ml abon %iurlay, sidaila nac'a` abon onbrbotar

gml` tnamr trutn. Ml #uoj+s, tna grmal` wbs (md. #a wbs ciija` bt bs ilcy b scbva, b lmeear, wni

oiuc` `i litnmle hut sarva. Ml gir al`attb, eum`a` vay. #a wbs cbhaca` bs b tarrirmst bl`

b dilstar. Hut #uoj bl` vay wara bhca ti ciij halabtn tna dbsj, halabtn tna sjml oicir.

`aocbra`, !nara ms b gboa halabtn tnms dbsj hut mt+s lit da. M+d li dira tnbt gboa tnbl M bd tna

dusocas halabtn mt ir tna hilas halabtn tnad. (md bl` wara hitn bl m`ab bl` m`abs bra

huccat'riig. !nay wara tna m`abs ig trutn, tna m`ab tnbt tnms wirc` oiuc` ha b hattar 'cboa.

!nriuen iur cmvas, wa wmcc bcc ei gboa tna sbda onbccaleas #uoj bl` vay `m`. -ida ig

us wmcc oniisa ti booa't tna onbccalea bl` gml` tna trutn. 6tnars wmcc try ti 'ratal` tnay bra

bcrab`y cmvmle ml trutn. !nay wmcc tbja tna absy wby bl` cmva hy siomaty+s rucas. bon 'arsil nbs

b `mggaralt trutn ti gml`. Mt ms u' ti us ti gml` mt. !nriuen `mggaralt strueecas, #uoj bl` vay

giul` tnamrs. )a nbva ultmc tna al` ig tnms wirc` ti gml` iurs.