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    Anachronauts

    Pilot

    By

    Elliott Davidson

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    ACT I

    FADE IN:

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT - OUTER SPACE

    The big, beautiful, bulbous blue and green orb of the Earth

    rotates slowly, clouds moving lazily above its surface.

    And then, out of nowhere, a silver flying saucer zips by,

    heading down through the Earths atmosphere.

    EXT. SKY DAY

    The gleaming, spinning UFO races through the clouds.

    EXT. SPRAWLING METROPOLIS DAY

    The flying saucer whizzes towards an amazing cityscape of

    tall, shimmering, futuristic skyscrapers.

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA DAY

    The flying saucer zooms over a large plaza ringed by glass

    buildings, then slows, hovering above the courtyard.

    INT. PLAZA GALLERY DAY

    A group of wide-eyed elementary school students watches the

    flying saucer from a viewing gallery overlooking the plaza.

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA - DAY

    Three spindly metallic legs extend from the saucers

    underside, and it touches down on the courtyard.

    A door at the front of the saucer opens, light spilling out

    from inside, smoke creeping along the paved plaza.

    A silhouette steps out from the opening in the flying

    saucer, walking down from a ramp at the doorway ...

    And its BUZZ, a grizzled old pilot wearing a vintage

    bomber jacket and aviator sunglasses, chomping on a stubby

    cigar and rubbing his hands together.

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    BUZZ

    Yep, its a good day for a little

    time travel.

    INT. PLAZA GALLERY DAY

    This is, indeed, the future. The buildings, the clothing,

    the technology are all years beyond our time.

    The children look at Buzz, murmuring to one another.

    DEACON, a sly boy at the back of the pack, turns to GABE,

    another, larger boy beside him.

    DEACON

    Wonder which century they grabbed

    that guy from.

    Gabe snorts.

    MRS. WOODWORM - the childrens prim and proper teacher

    cranes her head and stares at Deacon and Gabe. The grins

    disappear from their faces, and they look forward.

    A door to the side slides open and an ATTENDANT steps

    through. He faces the children and smiles.

    ATTENDANTGood morning, children. Now if

    youll all follow me, its time to

    get you suited up.

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA DAY

    Mrs. Woodworm leads the students out onto the courtyard,

    filing out in slow motion, a la The Right Stuff.

    They all wear dark grey, nondescript jumpsuits, featureless

    except for a metal band on each of their forearms. Thefabric has a dull sheen to it, like vinyl or plastic.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Come along now children, the

    French Revolution awaits!

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    BERT - a relatively slight child with what one might think

    of as an abnormally large cranium fiddles with the metal

    band on the sleeve of his suit.

    DEACON

    Bert, what are you doing?

    BERT

    Just ... experimenting.

    Suddenly, Berts jumpsuit morphs into an outfit straight

    out of the Renaissance. Bert stops, picks at his clothes.

    BERT

    Hmm, interesting.

    GABENice threads, Poindexter.

    BERT

    Thank you, Gabe. And kudos on

    managing the whole one-leg-at-a-

    time thing. Very impressed.

    Deacon laughs and slaps a grumbling Gabe on the back.

    JANIE and SARAH look over at Bert, notice his appearance.

    SARAH

    Bertrand, might I point out that

    we are headed to eighteenth

    century Paris, not fifteenth

    century Florence? Your clothes

    are, like, way inappropriate for

    the time period.

    Bert continues to tinker with the suit.

    BERTYes Sarah, I am aware of that

    fact

    Berts clothing changes from Italian ruffles into an

    ancient Japanese robe.

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    BERT

    And Im working on it.

    The four other children laugh at the sight.

    BERT(muttering)

    Thats not even the right

    continent ...

    Deacon looks over at Janie, and their eyes meet. The two

    stare at one another, frozen ... then they both quickly,

    awkwardly, look away at nothing in particular.

    Mrs. Woodworm turns her attention to the laughing children,

    and spots Bert clothed in his unusual attire.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Bert, turn that suit off right

    this minute! Youll wait until we

    arrive at our proper temporal

    destination, like the rest of us.

    BERT

    Yes, Mrs. Woodworm.

    Bert hits a button on the suits controls, and it reverts

    back to its original jumpsuit-like state.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    And Deacon, stop encouraging him.

    DEACON

    Me? What I do?

    Mrs. Woodworm turns and herds the students towards Buzz.

    Deacon shakes his head.

    JANIE

    Always to blame, arent you,

    Deacon?

    Janie smiles, then walks off with Sarah.

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    DEACON

    Dont I know it.

    EXT. FLYING SAUCER DAY

    Mrs. Woodworm and the children finally reach Buzz at thefoot of the flying saucer.

    BUZZ

    Alright everybody, lets get on

    board. Its time to find out what

    the past has in store.

    INT. OBSERVATION TOWER DAY

    DIRECTOR KANE and DR. MICHAKU stand at the windows of an

    observation tower, looking down on the plaza below as thechildren file into the saucer.

    Director Kane is finely kept, his silver hair and goatee

    both short and neatly trimmed.

    Dr. Michaku, on the other hand, is adorned with a wild

    Einstein-like mop of hair that frames his wrinkled face.

    DR. MICHAKU

    There are days, my old friend,

    when even I marvel at what you andI have accomplished. All of time,

    waiting to be discovered.

    DIRECTOR KANE

    Yes. The possibilities are ...

    endless.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The children and Mrs. Woodworm enter the saucers circular

    seating cabin. Large bucket seats line the cabin wall, eachfacing the center of the room.

    Buzz hops into a larger piloting chair across from the

    entrance, and starts tapping, clicking, flipping, and

    toggling away at the controls.

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    BUZZ

    Okay children, take a seat and

    fasten your seat belts. Its time

    to get this bird off the ground.

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA DAY

    The saucers ramp pulls back and the door closes.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The children take their seats around the room. Safety

    straps extend out of the seats automatically, securing the

    children tightly.

    GABE

    Oooh, comfy.

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA DAY

    The saucer slowly lifts off of the ground, the landing gear

    folding back into the crafts underside.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Buzz inspects the control panels displays.

    BUZZA little in-flight movie for your

    viewing pleasure ...

    Four large, super-thin monitors extend from the roof of the

    cabin, facing the ring of children.

    BUZZ

    And away we go!

    EXT. LARGE PLAZA DAY

    The saucer takes off, rocketing (figuratively speaking)

    into the sky.

    INT. OBSERVATION TOWER DAY

    Director Kane and Dr. Michaku follow the soaring saucer.

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    DR. MICHAKU

    Bon voyage, children. Bon voyage.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    As Buzz pilots the saucer, the monitors blink on and show:

    MONITOR INFORMATIONAL VIDEO

    A beautiful and slightly stereotypical spokeswoman

    smiles warmly, and speaks in a soothing voice.

    SPOKESWOMAN

    Hello, and welcome to your

    temporal displacement orientation

    video.

    EXT. SKY DAY

    The saucer continues to rise up through the sky.

    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    By now you are ascending to a low

    Earth orbit, in order to achieve a

    safe and controlled journey

    through hyperspace.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Buzz pulls back on the ships dual control sticks.

    BUZZ

    Check.

    MONITOR INFORMATIONAL VIDEO

    A 1950s-esque cartoon figure appears on the screen, wearing

    one of the grey jumpsuits. He happily cycles through a

    variety of clothing styles: Medieval, feudal Japanese,Roman, African, Mayan, etc.

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    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    The Chameleon Mark 3 nanosuits you

    wear will mimic the appropriate

    dress of any culture in any time

    period you might encounter. When

    in Rome, as they say.

    The smiling spokeswoman replaces the cartoon man.

    SPOKESWOMAN

    Though time travel is a safe and

    enjoyable experience, there is one

    simple rule that we ask you

    follow:

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The children watch the monitors attentively.

    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    Please, do not attempt to change

    the past.

    GABE

    Well duh.

    MONITOR INFORMATIONAL VIDEO

    SPOKESWOMAN

    Minor alterations in the past will

    not have significant effects on

    the resulting timeline, allowing

    us to return to a probable present

    resembling our own.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    However, major actions in the pastare likely to bring about

    noticeable changes to the present.

    Gabe leans over to Deacon.

    GABE

    Like monkey overlords.

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    DEACON

    Or monkey teachers.

    MONITOR INFORMATIONAL VIDEO

    The 1950s cartoon man returns. He sneaks up to a cartoon

    European king sitting on a throne and swoops a burlap sack

    over the king.

    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    Remember, you are a visitor in the

    past. Try not to do anything that

    changes the course of history.

    The cartoon man then places a crown atop his head and takes

    a seat in the now vacant thrown, smiling proudly.

    SPOKESWOMAN (V.O.)

    Your fellow travellers and

    anyone else that may exist in an

    undesirable alternate timeline -

    appreciate it.

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The saucer slows, taking its place orbiting the Earth.

    MONITOR INFORMATIONAL VIDEO

    SPOKESWOMAN

    So sit back, relax, and enjoy the

    ride as you explore the wonders of

    the past.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The monitors blink off and retract into the ceiling.

    The kids look at one another nervously.

    BERT

    Nothing like a breezy romp through

    the fabric of time and space ...

    Buzz taps a few more buttons.

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    BUZZ

    Alright boys and girls, here we

    go.

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The saucer begins to split in two, top and bottom

    separating, revealing a glowing ring of blue-white light

    that pulses from within.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The cabin begins to vibrate, the ship humming loudly.

    BUZZ

    Temporal coordinates set ...

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    Waves of lightning-like energy sweep over the saucer.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    BUZZ

    Jump drive is nominal ...

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The entire ship is wrapped in blue-white bands of energy.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The kids grip their safety belts as the ship shakes.

    BUZZ

    And we - are - history!

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    Energy envelops the saucer. A shockwave of blue-white light

    explodes from the center of the ship, spreading out in all

    directions.

    And the flying saucer blinks out of existence.

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    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    We see flashes of the cabin, strobing: the children, Mrs.

    Woodworm, Buzz. The cabin no longer shakes - it undulates.

    The roar of the ship is as loud as ever, and yet at thesame time it seems muted, distant.

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    Then out of nowhere, the saucer appears.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    And all is normal. No noise. No movement. You could hear

    crickets, if they were aboard the ship.

    Buzz turns to the kids, grinning.

    BUZZ

    I love that part.

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The ring of light between the saucers top and bottom dims.

    A few small blue-white arcs dance across the ships

    surface.

    And suddenly, the ship is surrounded by a violent burst of

    energy.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The lights go out. The piloting displays begin to flash

    red, accompanied by sirens and pre-recorded warnings.

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The saucer begins to spiral down towards the Earth.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    And the kids begin to scream.

    FADE OUT.

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    ACT II

    FADE IN:

    EXT. EARTH ORBIT OUTER SPACE

    The spinning saucer cuts through the atmosphere, surrounded

    by the oranges and reds of air friction and igniting ozone.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The lights flicker off and on.

    GABE

    Dude, hold my hand!

    DEACONHold your own hand!

    Buzz struggles with the controls.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Buzz?? Whats happening?!

    BUZZ

    What does it look like?! Were

    falling straight towards Earth!

    This insight ... it doesnt exactly calm the children.

    EXT. SKY DAY

    The saucer successfully past the edge of the Earths

    atmosphere flip-flops through the clouds.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Monitors at the control panel show dizzying and

    disorienting views of the skies outside the saucer.

    Buzz fights fiercely against the ships controls.

    EXT. SKY DAY

    The saucers spinning begins to lessen as the ship drops

    below the clouds.

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    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Buzz grits his teeth, almost chomping his cigar in half.

    BUZZCome on, baby, come on!

    EXT. SKY DAY

    The saucer finally stops its terrifying spin, but it

    continues to streak through the sky towards the Earth.

    EXT. FRENCH FARMLAND DAY

    A simple farmer walks along his fields, sprinkling seeds.

    He looks up, spots the silver saucer hurtling towards him.

    The bag of seeds drops from his hands.

    The saucer flies straight for the farmer. But its slowing.

    The saucer comes closer, and closer, and closer and

    finally comes to a stop, nearly vertical, the edge of the

    saucers rim mere inches from the farmers nose.

    FARMER

    Mon dieu.

    The farmer faints. The saucer remains hovering in the air.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Everyone is still, speechless, stunned.

    Buzz turns around, slowly, and removes his aviator glasses.

    BUZZ

    And thats why you wear your seatbelts.

    EXT. FRENCH FARMLAND DAY

    The saucer rights itself, extends its landing gear, and

    touches down atop the tilled soil.

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    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    The harnesses withdraw into the seats.

    Everyone including Buzz breathes a sigh of relief.

    GABE

    Safe and controlled journey my

    butt.

    Mrs. Woodworm stands and marches over to Buzz.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Buzz, would you mind telling just

    what exactly that was all about?

    BUZZSomething shorted out the engines

    right after we came through.

    Buzz points absently at a few of the monitors before him.

    BUZZ

    Major burst of chronotons. Never

    seen anything like it.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Is everything okay? Can ... can weget back home?

    BUZZ

    Ship aint broke, far as I can

    tell. Systems are all fine. Just

    got sent on a little spin, is all.

    DEACON

    (under his breath)

    A little spin?

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Well then, lets continue on,

    shall we? To the Revolution!

    BUZZ

    ... if you say so.

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    EXT. FRENCH FARMLAND DAY

    The saucer lifts off and flies away, leaving the

    unconscious farmer behind.

    EXT. PARIS DAY

    The saucer reaches the edge of eighteenth century Paris.

    INT. SAUCER CABIN DAY

    Buzz flips a switch.

    BUZZ

    Activating camouflage.

    EXT. PARIS DAY

    The saucer turns near-transparent, like a ghost.

    EXT. PARISIAN SQUARE DAY

    The almost invisible saucer lands in an empty city square.

    The saucers door opens, the ramp lowers, and the students

    step out onto the streets of Paris - seemingly out of thin

    air - followed by Mrs. Woodworm.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Children, welcome to Paris, 1789!

    SARAH

    Oh Janie, isnt it so wonderfully,

    deliciously neoclassical?

    JANIE

    Um, sure. Why not.

    Mrs. Woodworm touches a few buttons on her suits controls,and her jumpsuit shifts into more appropriate and

    contemporary French garb.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Thats better.

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    A few more buttons, and all of the students suits begin to

    beep in unison, changing as well, until the group appears

    to be nothing more than common Parisians.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Bert, I hope youre happy withyour attire.

    BERT

    (mumbling)

    Yes, Mrs. Woodworm.

    Buzz steps out of the saucer, bomber jacket and all.

    BUZZ

    Mrs. Woodworm, a moment?

    Mrs. Woodworm walks over to Buzz.

    BUZZ

    Theres something real squirrelly

    out there. Chronotons are reading

    off the charts. You and the kids

    aint in any danger from em,

    but ... the less time out there,

    the better.

    MRS. WOODWORMBuzz, we will continue on with our

    learning activity as planned, and

    will notify you when we are ready

    to return home. Thank you.

    Mrs. Woodworm leaves Buzz, chewing his cigar, and shaking

    his head.

    MRS. WOODWORM

    Come along, children, the Bastille

    is due for quite a surprise ...

    Mrs. Woodworm leads the children away from the saucer.

    Deacons gaze wanders about. He spots a handful of men

    standing together at the entrance of a nearby alley, half

    hidden in the shadows. Watching the children.

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    EXT. SIDE ALLEY DAY

    The handful of shifty gentlemen keep their eyes on the

    children.

    CALLAGHAN, a tall, strong-chinned man - if not slightlyrough around the edges grins at the sight of the kids.

    CALLAGHAN

    Right on time.

    EXT. STREETS OF PARIS DAY

    The children follow Mrs. Woodworm down a cobblestone

    street.

    Deacon lags behind, staggering around dramatically.

    DEACON

    Ugh, the French Revolution? We

    could have gone somewhere so much

    better than this!

    BERT

    You mean some-when.

    DEACON

    Sure, exactly! The Wild West. TheMiddle Ages. Mayans, Aztecs,

    Incans.

    SARAH

    Its In-ca, Deacon.

    DEACON

    (sighs)

    As I was saying: Ancient Greece,

    ancient Egypt. Atlantis!

    BERT

    Atlantis doesnt exist, Deacon.

    DEACON

    How do you know? Maybe we havent

    gone back far enough! Id rather

    go searching for it than be here.

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    SARAH

    The French Revolution is one of

    the pivotal moments in European

    history.

    DEACON

    Thank you, Sarah. You are an ever-

    helpful tome of knowledge.

    GABE

    Tomb of Knowledge? What, like,

    mummies?

    JANIE

    He said tome Gabe, not tomb.

    Like a book.

    DEACON

    An annoying book.

    SARAH

    Deacon, its still important that

    we understand what took place

    here, and appreciate the part it

    plays in the story of humanity.

    DEACONIm sure its important. And its

    bo-ring.

    Deacon rubs his face wearily, looks around the streets, and

    the liveliness of Paris.

    DEACON

    Fine. If were going to be stuck

    here, might as well make things

    interesting ...

    Deacon glances at Mrs. Woodworm, oblivious to the

    conversation, and steps off to the side.

    GABE

    Deak, where are you going?

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    DEACON

    No idea. You coming?

    GABE

    For sure!

    Gabe joins Deacon.

    DEACON

    What about you, Bert? Care to

    deviate from Woodworms planned

    curriculum?

    BERT

    Eh, might be fascinating.

    Sarah and Janie watch the boys.

    DEACON

    Well catch up with the group.

    Eventually. Sarah, do you really

    want to experience all this

    through the guided tour?

    Sarah cocks an eyebrow and shakes her head. She moves over

    to Deacon, Gabe, and Bert.

    Janie stands alone. Deacon stares at her, and she staresback, a wordless conversation between the two of them.

    JANIE

    Okay.

    Janie completes the group, and they leave the rest of the

    students to continue on their path.

    EXT. SIDE STREET DAY

    The unsavoury group of men from the square make their waydown a side street, carrying large wooden crates.

    CALLAGHAN

    Roscoe, check the scanner.

    ROSCOE, a round little man, rummages through a bag slung

    across his shoulder.

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    He withdraws some sort of device thats years beyond the

    eighteenth century, oddly juxtaposed with the groups

    seemingly contemporary appearance.

    Roscoe points the device around, receives a variety ofdigital beeps and boops.

    ROSCOE

    Yep, chronotons like crazy. This

    is where itll be, alright. This

    is where theyll find it. Were on

    the right track, Boss.

    CALLAGHAN

    Good. Lets keep moving.

    Roscoe shoves the device clumsily back into his bag, and in

    the process, drops something onto the cobblestone.

    The group hustles down the street, leaving the item behind.

    EXT. PARISIAN MARKET DAY

    The kids make their way through a busy, noisy marketplace.

    JANIE

    Deacon, you know this is a reallystupid idea, right?

    DEACON

    Absolutely.

    JANIE

    What if we get lost?

    DEACON

    Then we ask for directions.

    The kids continue on, walking amongst the lively crowd of

    merchants, artisans, farmers, servants history books made

    flesh and blood.

    Deacon looks down a side street.

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    EXT. SIDE STREET DAY

    Theres a flash of blue in the center of the street.

    EXT. PARISIAN MARKET DAY

    Deacon stops, does a double take, steps towards the street.

    EXT. SIDE STREET DAY

    Deacon, followed by the other kids, walks down the empty

    side street the same path that Callaghans group took.

    GABE

    Deak, what is it?

    DEACONI saw something. A blue light ...

    Another flash of blue, ahead, on the cobblestone.

    DEACON

    There! Did you see it?

    GABE

    See what?

    Deacon moves forward, step by step.

    Gabe glances at the others, circles his ear: cuckoo.

    Another flash, and then Deacon pounces at the street.

    When he turns to face the others, he holds a small, carved

    stone statue in his hands. It fades in and out of

    existence. But its slowly becoming more corporeal.

    Barely anthropomorphic, less than a foot tall, the statue

    is a simple figure with its hands held together. Ribbons ofblue crystal are woven throughout the dark stone.

    DEACON

    Told ya.

    JANIE

    Where did that come from?

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    Deacon grins, shrugs.

    BERT

    Guys? Theres something else, over

    there.

    The kids look down the street. Indeed, something else lies

    on the ground. The item that Roscoe dropped.

    The kids make their way to the end of the street.

    Deacon reaches down, and picks up a pair goggles, the sort

    of thing miners would wear. Centuries in the future.

    DEACON

    You all see these, right?

    JANIE

    Yes.

    BERT

    Those are not from around here.

    SARAH

    No, Bert, they are not.

    Deacon hands Bert the goggles.

    GABE

    Deak, this is weirding me out, man.

    SARAH

    Sure were not lost yet? Sure we

    shouldnt be asking for directions

    and getting out of here, like,

    yesterday?

    Deacon shakes his head and continues down the street.

    EXT. PARISIAN MARKET DAY

    A shadowy figure watches the children from the market.

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    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    The side street comes to a dead end. No exits, no doors, no

    one else besides the children.

    JANIEDeacon, look.

    Janie points at the statue in Deacons hand. The crystals

    in the stone pulse blue-white light.

    Deacon examines the statue. He takes a few more steps, and

    the statue glows brighter.

    Deacon looks back at the others, briefly, then holds the

    statue out at arms length. He walks forward.

    The ribbons of blue in the statue continue to pulse, like a

    heartbeat within the stone.

    And at the end of the alley, the dirty brick wall ahead

    begins to ripple, like liquid. Undulating.

    As Deacon approaches, a pair of stone doors push through

    the brick wall, push through reality.

    The stone doors are adorned with crystalline glyphs and

    iconography. They throb blue, in rhythm with the statue.

    The kids stand in front of the mysterious doors.

    Deacon takes another step forward, and holds the statue up

    to the doors, next to the glyphs.

    SARAH

    Deacon, what are you doing?

    The doors begin to rumble, shaking the street. They open,

    slowly, and reveal a dark tunnel, cave-like, its ultimatedestination obscured in shadows.

    The children stare into the impossible darkness beyond.

    FADE OUT.

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    ACT III

    FADE IN:

    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    Deacon takes a step towards the tunnel entrance.

    GABE

    I dont know if thats such a hot

    idea, Deak.

    DEACON

    Gabe ... are you serious? This is,

    by far, the most amazing thing

    that I have ever seen in my entire

    life. There is no way that Im nottaking a look.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    The tunnel appears natural, merely the winding entrance of

    a cave that leads ... somewhere. The surrounding tunnel

    rock has the same blue crystalline threads as the doors and

    the statue, which provides a dim, steady light.

    The children step into the tunnel. They inspect the tunnel

    walls: the blue light, the glyphs and designs, the smallbonsai-like plants that cling to the rock.

    Then the doors begin to rumble, closing the children in.

    The kids rush over to the doors, panicked.

    Deacon holds the statue next to the doors. They begin to

    shake again. A crack appears between the doors, the French

    alley visible on the other side.

    DEACON

    Its okay. Its okay. We can openthem if we need to.

    Deacon walks away, satisfied, looking at the simple statue.

    DEACON

    Bert, what is this?

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    BERT

    How would I know? Ask the

    historian.

    Deacon passes the statue to Sarah.

    SARAH

    It looks super old. Like, Stone

    Age old, by the way its carved.

    DEACON

    You ever heard of a Stone Age

    statue that opens up magic doors

    that appear out of nowhere?

    SARAH

    Not recently.

    DEACON

    Just checking.

    Deacon grins devilishly.

    DEACON

    Shall we?

    The kids continue, cautiously, down the tunnel.

    INT. TUNNEL DAY

    The children walk along the tunnel.

    GABE

    Theres no way were still in the

    city, right? I mean, hidden, or

    underground, or something?

    DEACON

    Not a chance.

    JANIE

    Toto, Ive a feeling were not in

    eighteenth century Paris anymore.

    Bert tinkers with his suit, and it switches back to its

    grey jumpsuit form.

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    The others look back, shrug, then hold out their arms one

    by one for Bert to do the same for theirs.

    The children continue on. Ahead, the light grows brighter.

    The tunnel opens up.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING - DAY

    The children make their way to the end of the tunnel. They

    look down and see:

    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    It is a massive open space fifty feet high illuminated

    by the glowing blue crystal in the rock. Stalactites hang

    from above, greeted by their stalagmite kin below.

    In the center of the space is a twenty-foot tall statue

    carved out of the rock itself a larger version of the

    statue that the children possess.

    Callaghan and his men archaeological raiders - swarm

    around the site, setting up floodlights and scaffolding.

    Held high in the statues hands is a mask, made of some

    sort of metal that shines in the light, refracting colour

    like a pool of oil.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The children creep closer, hiding behind a group of fat

    stalagmites as they watch the raiders.

    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    Callaghan stands back, overseeing the raiders.

    The wooden crates that the raiders carried are open,housing a myriad of futuristic tools and equipment.

    Beside the crates, housed in a transparent canister, is a

    small stone statue identical to that of the children.

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    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The children try to get a better look.

    GABE

    What are they doing?

    The others just shake their heads, equally clueless.

    INT. LARGE CAVERN - DAY

    The raiders pick through the open crates, grabbing various

    pieces of equipment.

    ROSCOE

    Hey, anyone seen my goggles?

    CALLAGHAN

    Dont worry about the goggles,

    Roscoe. Just get up there.

    ROSCOE

    Right, boss.

    Properly equipped with their drill-like tools, the raiders

    move from the crates to the scaffolding, climbing up the

    walkways that surround the central rock statue.

    They check and adjust their gear - some putting on their

    goggles in an exaggerated manner, much to the annoyance of

    Roscoe - before directing their attention to the metallic

    mask held by the statue.

    CALLAGHAN

    Careful. Damage the artifact, and

    Kane will have you running from T.

    Rexes for the rest of your lives.

    The raiders bring their tools to the hands of the statue. Acacophony of whining drill bits fills the cavern.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The kids wince at the sound of the drills.

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    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    The raiders continue to work at the statue.

    Callaghan watches eagerly from below.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    Despite the sound of the drills, the kids creep closer.

    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    The drills stop. All of the raiders move aside and make

    room for Roscoe as he reaches for the metallic mask.

    Slowly, carefully, Roscoe frees the mask from the hands of

    the large statue.

    Roscoe walks down the scaffolding, one cautious step after

    another. He hands the mask over to Callaghan.

    Callaghan blows the dust off of the mask, almost lovingly.

    He holds the mask up above his head, taking in the wonder

    of the object, excited, triumphant.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The kids lean in closer still, trying to see more ... andthe stalagmite Gabe presses up against breaks away.

    The rocky growth tumbles down to the cavern floor.

    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    Callaghan and the raider turn to the source of the noise,

    and spot the children hiding behind the stalagmites.

    CALLAGHAN

    Its the kids. Get them!

    The raiders drop their gear and race towards the kids.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The kids scramble to their feet.

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    DEACON

    Run! Run!

    Deacon shoves the others back towards the tunnel.

    INT. LARGE CAVERN DAY

    The raiders manoeuvre around the wide stalagmites on the

    cavern floor, heading towards the entrance.

    Callaghan, meanwhile, places the mask in a foam-padded

    metal case. He closes the lid and snaps it closed.

    Then he looks back to the entrance.

    CALLAGHAN

    (muttering)But they never found the cave ...

    He follows the other raiders.

    INT. TUNNEL DAY

    The kids hurry down the tunnel.

    INT. CAVERN OPENING DAY

    The raiders reach the opening to the rocky cavern.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    The kids near the tunnel entrance, the doors closed.

    INT. TUNNEL DAY

    The raiders dash down the tunnel after the kids.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    Sarah brings the small stone statue up to the glyph-covered

    doors.

    BERT

    Hurry, Sarah!

    The doors begin to rumble, opening agonizingly slowly.

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    JANIE

    Come on! Come on!

    Paris waits on the other side of the doors.

    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    The stone doors open a little more.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    The kids look back down the tunnel, panicked. Theres no

    sign of the raiders. Yet.

    Finally, the opening is wide enough to pass through, and

    Bert leads the way.

    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    Bert pops through the doors, followed by Sarah. They stand

    in the streets of Paris, waiting anxiously for their

    friends.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    Janie pushes her way through the doors.

    ROSCOE (O.S.)

    (echoing)

    Theyre up ahead!

    Gabe looks down the tunnel, but Deacon shoves him forward.

    DEACON

    Go!

    Gabe lurches through the stone doors, followed by Deacon.

    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    The five children are all through, and back in Paris.

    INT. TUNNEL ENTRANCE DAY

    The raiders are a dozen strides away from the entrance.

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    EXT. ALLEY DEAD END DAY

    The kids turn away from the doors ... and standing in the

    middle of the street, all alone, is Dr. Michaku.

    Michaku wears his own unique jumpsuit: black, rough,

    covered in wires, small blue lights, metal bands, and

    various high-tech apparatuses.

    But this is a different Michaku than the man who watched

    the kids depart from the Plaza. He is gaunt, anxious, his

    hair even wilder (if thats possible).

    The raiders emerge from the doors and stop dead in their

    tracks, spotting the kids halfway between the entrance and

    Michaku.

    Its a strange stand off between Michaku and the raiders,

    with the children stuck in the middle.

    Callaghan exits the tunnel.

    CALLAGHAN

    Dont hurt them. They have to make

    it back unharmed.

    Callaghan sees Michaku, and slows, dumbstruck.

    Michaku looks back and forth between the kids and the

    raiders. Then he jabs at a few buttons on his suit and runs

    towards the children.

    The raiders jump forward, charging towards the kids.

    Michaku draws closer, but the raiders arent far off.

    The blue-white lights on Michakus suit grow brighter.

    The kids are still, like deer caught in the headlights.

    Michaku nears the kids, reaches out, and wraps his arms

    around them.

    The raiders are almost on top of them.

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    Then blue-white sparks fly out of Michakus suit in all

    directions, like a plasma lamp, creating a transparent

    sphere around him and the kids.

    The raiders shield their eyes.

    The sphere explodes outward. And with that, Michaku and the

    children are gone.

    The raiders stare at the empty street, stupefied.

    Callaghan walks over to them, eyes narrow, mouth tight.

    ROSCOE

    Boss ... was that supposed to

    happen?

    INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE DAY

    Its a shadow-filled warehouse, windows boarded up.

    Computers, monitors, various other pieces of equipment fill

    the room, barely operational, jimmy-rigged together.

    A speck of blue-white light appears, floating above the

    ground. It expands quickly into another large sphere of

    energy, Michaku and the children expanding within it.

    The sphere fades away, and Michaku rushes over to hisequipment. He scans the monitors frantically, one after

    another, nodding to himself.

    MICHAKU

    Good. I think were safe.

    Michaku turns to the kids, eyes wide, excited.

    MICHAKU

    When are you all from?

    DEACON

    What?

    MICHAKU

    What year? What year are you from?

    The kids share wary glances.

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    JANIE

    ... 2113.

    Michaku does a double take.

    MICHAKU

    I thought I was the only one.

    He runs his fingers through his wild hair, agitated.

    MICHAKU

    How did you go back? You couldnt

    have done it on your own. Were you

    test subjects? Where have you been

    hiding? How did you go back?!

    BERT

    We ... we were on a school trip.

    MICHAKU

    What?

    SARAH

    History class. Were studying the

    French Revolution.

    MICHAKUSchool trip?

    A dark shape moves past the warehouse on the other side of

    the mostly covered windows - hovering - spot lights

    sweeping side to side.

    Michaku pulls the kids into the shadows. No one makes a

    sound as the thing outside flies by.

    MICHAKU

    I didnt plan on bringing anyoneback, didnt even think of

    hoppers. Im in zone, but whats

    yours?

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    DEACON

    Okay, hold up, hold up. What are

    you talking about? What is going

    on here, what was that thing, and

    where are we?

    Michaku turns and stumbles away from the kids.

    MICHAKU

    A trip? A school trip ... ?

    Michaku leans against a heavy door.

    EXT. SPRAWLING METROPOLIS DAY

    The world is bleak, oppressive, Orwellian.

    Dark metal towers reach up into a cloudy, sunless sky.

    Searchlights bask the city in their roaming beams.

    EXT. WAREHOUSE DAY

    The door slides open, and Michaku steps outside, followed

    by the children.

    Michaku looks out at the desolate cityscape.

    MICHAKUWhere do you think you are?

    The kids are stunned, amazed and disturbed at the sights.

    DEACON

    What year is this?

    MICHAKU

    2113. The same year you left.

    GABEWhat?

    DEACON

    Cant be. This cant be the

    present. Theres nothing like

    this, anywhere. Not even close.

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    A cold smile spreads across Michakus face, accompanying

    sad eyes.

    MICHAKU

    He changed it. He changed it.

    JANIE

    What are you talking about?

    Huge video monitors attached to the skyscrapers and towers,

    looming down over the city below, blink on. A familiar old

    face with silvery hair smiles from the other side of the

    screens: Director Kane.

    MICHAKU (V.O.)

    Kane.

    MONITOR VIDEO BROADCAST

    Kane addresses the camera warmly.

    KANE

    For your protection, daytime

    curfew is still in effect.

    EXT. SPRAWLING METROPOLIS - DAY

    KANEAnyone found in an unauthorized

    zone will be escorted to the

    nearest monitoring facility.

    EXT. WAREHOUSE DAY

    Michaku and the children look up at the horrifying screens.

    KANE (V.O.)

    Its important to report anyone

    that you observe breaking curfew.

    MONITOR VIDEO BROADCAST

    One last snakes smile.

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    KANE

    Remember: your Director will keep

    you safe. Always.

    EXT. WAREHOUSE DAY

    The children take in the nightmarish world before them.

    MICHAKU

    Ive always had my suspicions,

    but ... Kane changed the past.

    Your past. Your world is gone.

    This is what is left in its place.

    DEACON

    (absently)

    Its not supposed to be this way.

    MICHAKU

    For you, maybe.

    DEACON

    No. No, this isnt right. This

    cant be. It cant.

    MICHAKU

    Im sorry. Welcome ... home.

    FADE OUT.

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