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5 simple ways to defeat the Roman CatholicChurch in Filipinas
The recent visit of Pope Francisco two weeks ago elicited not only spiritual joy among the localCatholic faithful. It also spawned the usual anti‑Catholic rhetoric done by holier‑than‑thoukeyboard warriors having a field day bashing the Pope in particular and the Roman CatholicChurch in general. Of course it was not the first time the Church played punching bagto scumbags, but the social media bashing comparatively got higher during the Papal Visit.
It is said that people fear and hate what they don’t understand. But we here at FILIPINOeSCRIBBLES (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Filipino‑eScribbles/141990785817951) are notabout to waste our time answering their vitriol point by point. And speaking of point, it really gotto a point when it just got tiring to comment and counter‑comment. Pointless. So we’ll just givethem what they want. If we can’t beat ‘em… well, you know the rest.
To these admirable Bible thumpers, we now present to them five simple steps to further win theirrighteous battle against the evil, the monstrous, the hideous, the despicable, the no good RomanCatholic Church which has, sadly, created and developed a united Filipinas out of several warringheathen islanders.
1) Stop going to universities.
Did you know that the university was a Catholic concept? In fact, the University of Bologna,the world’s oldest university, received authority to run its operations from a Catholic monarch in1158. Since then, the Roman Catholic Church has become a focal point in the development of theuniversity in the Old World, and it transcended overseas.
Posted on January 29, 2015 by Pepe
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Bologna‑vista02.jpg/800px‑Bologna‑vista02.jpg)Università di Bologna.
Here in Filipinas, the oldest university can be found in —where else?— Spain(http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulevar_Espa%C3%B1a_(Manila)), hehehe! Anyway, since theuniversity is a Catholic abomination, it doesn’t matter if you enroll in a similar institution in, say,New Era in Quezon City or along Taft Avenue in Malate. So long as they are universities, theCatholic education imprint will forever remain: colleges, courses, commencement exercises, etc.
2) Refrain from using calendars.
While it is true that the Catholic Church did not invent the calendar, the one that we Filipinos areusing right now is called the Gregorian calendar, the most widely used civil calendar in the world.And true to its Catholic origins, it was named after the pontiff who introduced it in 1582: PopeGregory XIII,
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(https://filipinoscribbles.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/9d046‑mmxv_web‑wide_gold.jpg)2015.
Disgusting, isn’t it? Better if we all go back to using sundials.
3) Start using sign language.
To put it more bluntly, all the languages of Christianized ethnolinguistic groups in the country(Tagálog, Ilongo, Ilocano, Bicolano, Cebuano, etc.) have been augmented via Hispanization, allthis courtesy of the evil Spanish friars who performed not only as custodians of the soul butconduits of culture. Because of new tools which the wicked friar had introduced to the country,new concepts emerged among the natives, concepts that didn’t have any equivalent in the nativetongue (for example: the cuchara and the tenedor didn’t have local equivalents because they werenovelty items). Thus the borrowing of words began. To wit: Tagálog alone has acquired more than5,000 Spanish root words because of this unnecessary and foul Hispanization. Furthermore, thecruel friars studied and wrote grammar books about the various languages in Filipinas. If not forthese friars’ “Dark Ages” zeal, our local languages would have remained stunted, backward, andawkward. Which was a good thing, anyway.
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(http://www.splendorofthechurch.com.ph/wp‑content/uploads/2015/01/1723330_802273736513615_6290874753993051636_n.jpg)
More fodder for conspiracy theorists.
Because the Catholic Church had a hand in developing native tongues (via those heartless friars),one way to fight their influence to is to remove all Filipino words rooted in Spanish such as mesa,silla, polo, para, lunes, enero, libro, calle, aparador, escuela, and thousands more. But since thatmove will definitely paralyze our native languages, it would be much better if we just use signlanguage. All the better to annoy Church authorities!
4) Shun civilization altogether. (https://filipinoscribbles.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/without‑spanish‑what‑is‑a‑filipino/)
Going back to those culture villains (i.e., the friars). Weren’t they the ones who gathered thepeaceful forest dwellers into one compact community under the sound of the bell, thus disturbingtheir peace? Christianity aside, weren’t these wicked friars the ones who created towns for theindios to live in? Didn’t they teach them agriculture and food production? Didn’t these friarsintroduce new crops and fruits such as tomato, lettuce, carrots, cabbage, potato, corn, tobacco,chico, guava, and a host of others? Didn’t these friars teach us how to cook paella and adobo andafritada and mechado? Didn’t they teach us how to sing choir music and play the guitar and thepiano and the violin? Didn’t they teach us how to dress to the nines by donning americanas
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and baro’t saya? Isn’t it true that it was they who taught us book and paper culture? And didn’tthey bring with them the chisel and the canvas and the paintbrush which resulted inmajestic works of art?
(http://iligantoday.com/wp‑content/uploads/2012/11/iligan‑jeepney‑fiesta.jpg)
The answer to all the above questions: affirmative. Conclusion: the Roman CatholicChurch destroyed our lives. Solution: throw away everything they taught and gave us. It’s muchbetter to live inside a cave and worship a piece coconut husk (with a beard to match).
5) Forget the Bible.
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Who compiled it in the first place?
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choy | January 31, 2015 at 8:42 amThe answer to number 5 is The Orthodox Church.
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Jun Sayson | January 31, 2015 at 12:10 pmForgive them for their ignorance.
ReplyCyril | January 31, 2015 at 1:00 pmTrue indeed. There are so many things the Church greatly contributed to the society as awhole. These bible thumpers didn’t even realize that without the Church, they would stillworship Christ without a face: ad faceless God.Truly, the Church is mater et magistra.
Replyvanillae | January 31, 2015 at 3:09 pmA great read for those who understand what irony means.
ReplyJesus M. Malit | January 31, 2015 at 3:19 pmWhat a swashbuckling article. This should be read by all especially our non Catholic brothersand sisters
ReplyPepe | January 31, 2015 at 7:30 pmQué toda la gloria sea para Dios.
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