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A man's beard A man's beard grows fastest when grows fastest when he anticipates sex. he anticipates sex.

A man's beard A man's beard grows fastest when grows fastest when he anticipates sex. he anticipates sex.

"I don't drink tequila "I don't drink tequila anymore because it makes anymore because it makes

me want to rollerblade.“me want to rollerblade.“

Big Mac HarperBig Mac Harper

"I don't drink tequila "I don't drink tequila anymore because it makes anymore because it makes

me want to rollerblade.“me want to rollerblade.“

Big Mac HarperBig Mac Harper

If a robber tried to rob a dance If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody club and yelled, "Everybody

get down", would all the get down", would all the people start dancing ?people start dancing ?

If a robber tried to rob a dance If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody club and yelled, "Everybody

get down", would all the get down", would all the people start dancing ?people start dancing ?

Two Mexican detectives were investigating Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzales.the murder of Juan Gonzales.

"How was he killed?" asked one "How was he killed?" asked one detective.detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective "With a golf gun," the other detective replied.replied.

"A golf gun? What is a golf gun?""A golf gun? What is a golf gun?""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in

Juan."Juan."

Two Mexican detectives were investigating Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzales.the murder of Juan Gonzales.

"How was he killed?" asked one "How was he killed?" asked one detective.detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective "With a golf gun," the other detective replied.replied.

"A golf gun? What is a golf gun?""A golf gun? What is a golf gun?""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in

Juan."Juan."

I’ll do better

next week !

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